Had an amazing discovery at the Yelle concert last night. I’ve already been worshipping the city bloomers for the hassle they’ve removed from my wardrobe (biking- no panty shots! ditto for windy days), but yesterday they were beyond perfect.

Picture a big, sweaty dance pit full of people. You want to be wearing as little clothing as possible. Enter city bloomers! They’re shorter than any skirt I own, and infinitely more flattering for my thighs. Plus no need to make any clothing adjustments, because they’re also breezy and loose (no wedgies!).

In summary- my concert uniform will be as follows: city bloomers, strategically ripped tees, and cowboy boots. And maybe a lady tie, if I’m feeling extra festive.